Where to go if you want to meet Patrick
| Location | How often does he go? | Why is he there? |
| Olympic Fencers Club | Almost every day, except on weekends. | To establish dominance on lesser mortals. |
| Publix | Very often, but few know exactly when. | To remind people of his grace. Also he gets to boss people around, which satisfies him. |
| Fencing Tournaments | He is a regular at most events | He participates in tournaments not to win, for he already knows he is the best. He goes to tournaments so that everyone else loses. |